Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I am so tired of applications, resumes, and telling people how great I am so that they will hire me."

• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• feline allergies
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I am so fucking happy
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• i am so random (user)
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I am so an American
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I am still so lost, I am
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• So help me God
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Look at me, I am moving on
• So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• You were always so good to me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Don't stand so close to me
• me so cute (user)
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• i require so little to sustain me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Take Me As I Am
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This is not how I am
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• They are telling me it is time to go
• So much it scares me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Society made me what I am
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• It will be good when I am leader
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• People smarter than I am.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Gays are great, so she says
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• So How Come
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• so save me (user)
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• So Sue Me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• How am I doing?
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am reading the wall. They are wall-words.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• why am i me, and you're you?
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• So I hired an axe murderer: A quick look at reference checking
• Automobile tire pressure
• Flax seeds will save your life
• So how did you two meet?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Oh, so that's how it is
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Me So Horny
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• How long can any one heart be so confused?

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