Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I didn't plan on this being a poem, but I bet it will be as popular as a turd in the punchbow"

• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If it be your will
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• You will be assimilated
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will be your young sinner
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I fear I will be nothing
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The revolution will not be televised
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Music need not be popular to be good
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• there will be a last
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Everything will be alright
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• the world will be remade in our image
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Boys will be boys
• The revolution will not be webcast
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• I will be in my trailer!
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• They will not be named!
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Carl Everett
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Who Will Be There
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• The end will be a sellout
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• My RPG will be a work of art
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will always be in the details
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• There will never be another you
• There Will Be Blood
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• Someday, I will be strong
• Hot pursuit
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• What life after death will really be like
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There will be time
• The television will not be revolutionized
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I will always be weird inside
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Will I be given that chance?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Starving in the greenhouse
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The next life will be better
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Marks which will never be broken
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• all the cute guys will be there
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Revolution will be televised

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