Findings:
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- you don't have to do this
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I don't think I like your system
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Sex in a small car
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- General sexuality newsgroup
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How to have lesbian sex
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Two virgins about to have sex
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- Stoned music memories
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Don't Think of an Elephant
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Why don't I have votes today?
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You don't have any real problems
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't defile my sex
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- I don't think of her
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- A reason to drink
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Think globally, don't act.
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- Don't think of...
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't take sex too seriously
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- So you don't have to
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't think I like love
- E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
- Don't Make Me Think
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You think you know someone, until you don't.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- Don't think about it
- I don't have the time
- I don't have a television set
- I don't think the sun was up
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Animals people have sex with
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Sex with a chicken
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- WWF Attitude
- You can't hide your attitude
- attitude control
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
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