Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Things people don't want to hear
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Capitalize, please
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't believe in anything
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- A reason to drink
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- I don't want to be successful
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- I don't want to offend
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't want to risk our friendship.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- It don't mean anything moves
- I don't want to go home
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I don't want a calculator
- I don't want to be alone
- I don't want children
- You don't have to remember my name
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
- Don't hear the music
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- I don't want to get over you
- I don't have the time
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Why I Don't Want Children
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't want to go back to work
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- I don't have a television set
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- I don't want to die
- Baptist fear of dancing
- That phone call you don't want to make
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't want to see her
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Stoned music memories
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Cats don't have brakes
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- They Don't Want Me
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- Baptist jokes
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Do I want anything?
- One thing you don't want is a thaw
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- I don't want a label
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
- Why you don't want to piss her off
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- So you don't have to
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- We don't want this place. This is not us.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Why don't I have votes today?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
- You don't have any real problems
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- you don't want to know
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