Findings:
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- I feel like I'm being watched
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- My Company Likes Me
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Is this what it feels like to heal?
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- I'm Going Crazy
- So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
- The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm Going Home
- Your kindness makes me feel awful
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- Sometimes I Feel Like Larry Mondello
- I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- controlling interest
- I feel like a rock star
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
- Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm going to kill you
- Going off like a frog in a sock
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- The Standard Oil Company
- Feel Like A Stranger
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Let me feel that
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I don't feel gay
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- What it must feel like to die
- do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- Things that make me feel feminine
- That gum you like is going to come back in style
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Collision avoidance technique
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I'm going to the moon
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- My Company Trusts Me
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- The Oil Control Method For Controlling Acne
- Sun Oil Company
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- I'M Shy mary ellen I'm shy
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- See Me, Feel Me
- Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- What It Feels Like for a Girl
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
- It feels like my life is out of sync
- Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
- I can feel you forgetting me
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- What it feels like on bare skin
- What poetry feels like
- What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
- this is what it feels like to die
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
- I'm not gay
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- I'm gay
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- I'm Gay, not dead!
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- I'm in the Army and I'm gay
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