Findings:
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Never Let Me Down Again
- Never Let Me Go
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Have One On Me
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- August from September never looked as green
- They Flee From Me
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
- Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- can you show me where this came from?
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- What I have learned from being fired
- One should expect as much from a machine
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Dogs that have owned me
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- Never forget
- You never forget that forgetting's required
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- People just expect things from me
- Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
- On a scale from one to...
- Forget Me Knot
- Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
- The Good Ones From Inside
- From one single idea, everything appeared here
- Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- One Step from Eden
- Something I Can Never Have
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- I have never
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- You stole what they would have given you
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
- away from me
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- Let them eat cake
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- You can never get away from yourself
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- Take it from me
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Urinal Cakes and Me
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
- A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- All Powers from One Division
- I've never suffered from nostalgia
- The Doctor is the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- The Buddhist is drained from me
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Let them have Festivas
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I have one whole anus
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- I have never felt more alive
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Questions we will never have answers to
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
- I'll never forget Morocco
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- forget science, it's 2am and we are light-years from the sun
- Forget Me Not
- I asked her not to forget me
- Never forget your towel
- They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Let go and forget about it
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- far be it from me
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- One ring cake
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
- You're never far from the sound of an engine
- Take me from home
- Stoned music memories
- Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Far From Me
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- Bast watched me from the litter box
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- One long June I came down from the trees
- springform cake tin
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