Findings:
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
- The first time I knew I was different
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- She knew what she was doing
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Ask Jeeves
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- Ask Me Why
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- I asked the mountain
- A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- Ask me about Loom
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- you asked for it
- They asked me to write a letter
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I will ask them all their dreams
- ask (user)
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Ask Google
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- Ask price
- bid/ask spread
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- an ache you would ask for
- Somebody once asked me...
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Ask a stupid question
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- The question nobody asks
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- having asked the spiders and the snakes
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
- Ask Me Anything
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- I asked her not to forget me
- Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Don't ask
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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