Findings:
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I remind myself I'm a married woman
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I'm getting ahead of myself
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- I really really scared myself this evening
- I myself am war
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I'm a stranger here myself
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- Depression is a good thing
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- Howard, this is really doing well!
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm so tough
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- I'm fine no really
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I am so an American
- I am not a part of this! Really!
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm Really Into Techno
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- We laugh so we won't cry
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- i am so random (user)
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- On the cost of First Class postage
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- size doesn't matter
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I was doing so well.
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm so sorry
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
- myself
- How am I doing?
- Video files inside .zip archives
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I am so fucking happy
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- Really, I am glad the romance is gone
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I am too birdlike to really know peace
- this is what I am doing with the silence
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Am I really here? Is this really my life?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- I'm doing OK
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I am still so lost, I am
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