Findings:
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If you would be seated
- eternity would be boring
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- not as funny as it used to be
- I never thought it would be like this
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- The end will be a sellout
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- How To Be Funny
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If you would be so kind
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Salazar won't be turned to stone
- That would be me
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- A whimper would be fine
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- The Way It's Meant To Be Played
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- That Would Be Enough
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- I don't need to be loved by you
- The best kind of bartender
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Where would America be without Canada?
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Mind without body
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Just to see what it would be like
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- TV can be a good thing
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- That I Would Be Good
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- it would be hilarious if only
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Life without music would be a mistake
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Starving in the greenhouse
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- what would it take to be serene again?
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
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