Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- You, standing
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- She could not live with or without him
- Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- It must have rained or something
- Laser Wolf the Butcher, or: Jews in Space
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I may or may not have been naked
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- Is music written or discovered?
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Be a model or just look like one
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I love you but I have to let you go
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- What your piano curriculum says about you
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- But my computer really IS possessed
- i could write a book about the things i don't know
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- You say you love; but with a voice
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- DEA arrests just about everybody
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Not really by the rules, but...
- Sexist jokes
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