Findings:
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- Would you like an OS with that?
- I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- Eternity in an Hour: Some notes from relationships
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I would like to bring you here
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
- Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- Some like it in the pot, nine days old
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
- Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
- Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Would you like a doughnut?
- If you would like to contact DMan
- what would you like?
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- I would like to buy you a drink
- I would like to have emotions
- I never thought it would be like this
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
- I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
- I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- I would like to see your little bits
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- I could use some new habits, like holding you
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
- scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- vanished like a book from the library
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Would you like fries with that?
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Half-sour pickle
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
- Would you like to try a sample?
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I would like
- Would you like to know more?
- Some Like It Hot
- Just to see what it would be like
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
- I'd like some dreams too
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Mind without body
- To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
- What would an Octopus society look like?
- Would You Like To Play Again?
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- some summers they drop like flies
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- Notes from the Underground
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Drinking from the water hose
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Small gifts from the universe
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- Muppets From Space
- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
- From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
- From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
- From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905
- You mean the me that you would be
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- pajamas from the dryer
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Swear words from science fiction
- From a Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 10, 1906
- FTP from my dreams
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- The Menace from Earth
- Erich Fromm
- RFC 1217
- Starting from Paumanok
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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