Findings:
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Things I've learned from Everything
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- What I have learned from being fired
- There are not enough cows
- What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- qanat get there from here
- No one says anything important during the day
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- You can't get there from here
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- There are not enough hours in our day
- Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
- Things I learned from TVO
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Not that there's anything wrong with that
- Capitalize, please
- What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- People will steal anything
- Technical requests from nontechnical people
- People just expect things from me
- Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
- Famous People from Sheffield
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- How to make money from the internet
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How far are you from anything?
- All Powers from One Division
- Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- People are not wearing enough hats
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- If I Should Fall from Grace with God
- I've got more than enough to eat at home
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Before a Long Fall from a Castle Spire
- There's a special providence in the fall of a sparrow
- How to learn anything fast
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
- Anything looks peaceful from 1,363 feet
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- anything to mask these crimes from the eye of heaven
- Quotes from sleeping people
- A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Why we learn from the Gods
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- An American in Tours
- From one single idea, everything appeared here
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
- things I learned from commercials
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- What I learned from the Wordmonger's Ball
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- What I learned from Iron Bitch
- What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
- Odd facts of life I learned from Math
- You people will trash anything.
- For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- The Doctor is the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment
- One long June I came down from the trees
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- Big Questions from Little People
- I've never suffered from nostalgia
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- There are not enough hours in the day
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
- LODIS's fatal exception (error) and fall from power
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Fall From Grace
- Things we learn from movies
- even if you fall from an impossible challenge,
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- One Must Fall: 2097
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- Lessons learned from World War II
- Finding free anime on the internet
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- What I learned from fingertips under the table
- Everything I learned from "Survivor"
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- The people from work table
- As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- One should expect as much from a machine
- We reserve the right to learn from experience
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- On a scale from one to...
- Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- The Good Ones From Inside
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
- Things I Learned From Working At The Library
- Disabling the clicking sound from Internet Explorer
- One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
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