IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.

That time I was almost killed by scary cult children	10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat	Teenage genius computer hacker myth	Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
The cute kitten represents violence and carnage	HTTP	SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!	I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
anti-commercial commercials	grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode	neurolinguistic hacker	Asian porn
Microsoft Linux	It can't rain all the time	The tentacle monster and school official conspiracy theory	The Cuckoo Song ("Sumer is ycomen in")
Badtz Maru	Badtz-Maru