Findings:
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- me or the gun
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm Just Me (user)
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Just call me fluffy
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Shit or Go Blind
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Just Let Me Breathe
- it's just me (user)
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Just Me (user)
- it's still just me in here
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- On the subject of me losing my shit
- Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- People just expect things from me
- Be a model or just look like one
- Shit or get off the pot
- Just don't expect me to understand
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- She just looks at me
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- What Playboy taught me just now
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- just some lame Disney VR shit in a rape truck outside LACMA
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- just hold me, and let me weep
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- give me the truth or nothing
- Drugs Or Me
- It's Me or the Dog
- Love Me or Leave Me
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Eat shit or puke trying
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Just
- Just being quiet and close
- Can we all just get along?
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just because it happened to you
- All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- we just can't give 'em away!
- 'just woke up' voice
- just a life-support system for a penis
- It's just not cricket
- Just Say No to Dubs
- You just cut that guy off
- I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
- I just bought real estate in your mind
- My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- just plain wrong
- Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
- Just before you make that next move...
- Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- And then I will just slip away
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
- it's just as true as the news
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
- just a night
- That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
- A Just Ocean
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
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