Findings:
- If you told me this never happened
- In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- This will never happen
- I've Never Been to Me
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- you never sent me the manuscript
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- What if it never happened?
- Never Let Me Down Again
- Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- Kiss me once and never again
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- video games never made me violent
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Accidents Never Happen
- The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- World War II never happened
- Why you never cease to captivate me
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Never Let Me Go
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
- u'll never know me (user)
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- Video, or it never happened.
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Something Happens
- Shit happens
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- Just because it happened to you
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- You Know What Happens
- What happens when we die?
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- True love happens
- The Big Bang happened here
- This can't happen
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
- What happens to a dream deferred?
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Whatever happened to acid rain?
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
- What happened to the competition of ideas?
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- It Happened One Night
- What happens when you get too lonely
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- What happens if you question your existence?
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- How could this happen?
- cliches happen
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- It happened a long time ago
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- What happened to claymation?
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- What happens to nice girls?
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Accidents will happen
- Nothing Much Happens
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- No evil can happen
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- Whatever happened to peace on Earth
- What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
- What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- Good things rarely happen after midnight
- What happens when a Pope dies
- An accident impatient to happen
- This is When it Happens
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- It happens every day
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- This happens all the time
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- What's The Worst That Could Happen?
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- A Lot Can Happen
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- What the hell happened to us?
- What Happens in Vegas
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Stuff Happens
- All you ever did was let it happen
- What really happened during the E2 civil war
- based on events that may have happened
- Nothing happens.
- What the hell ever happened to our rights?
- Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
- Why does prostitution happen?
- Such things do not happen in this country
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- worse things have happened to better people
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