Findings:
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I married him because he was not mean
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He just left his body
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He weaves his words
- He made a way to his anger
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- he was a punk poet himself
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Lions are cats, he reminded himself
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- HE HIMSELF (user)
- he who (user)
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- He smiles but it's not real.
- He speaks so well!
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Loving Jesus for the life he lived
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- He Who Is Death
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
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