Quoth the Duchess of
Cleveland to counselor
Knight,
"
I'd fain have a prick, knew I how to come by't.
I
desire you'll be
secret and give your
advice:
Though
cunt be not
coy,
reputation is nice."
"To some cellar in
Sodom Your Grace must retire
Where
porters with black-pots sit round a coal fire
There open your
case, and Your Grace cannot fail
Of a dozen of
pricks for a dozen of
ale."
"Is't so?" quoth the Duchess. "Aye, by God!" quoth the whore.
"Then give me the key that unlocks the back door,
For I'd rather be
fucked by porters and
carmenThan thus be abused by Churchill and Jermyn."
--
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester