It looked so great in the store,
the Cashmere sweater, snug and trendy on the mannequin
now looks frumpy and gross on me
My three month old Fiat,
drove so sleek and fast, at first
now sits at the garage waiting for parts they don't have
It is so frustrating to pick out something you really love,
only to take it home and find it wanting
Sadly, Michael was the same
smart and charming, chiseled good looks and yet
He grew boring so quickly
and so much back hair- really unexpected
Fortunately I keep plenty of Strychnine on hand
that is a product that never disappoints
.