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When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
When our word was iron
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
There was a time when I was a better person
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
times when i have said: i wanted to write
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
"Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
Oh, when I was in love with you
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
It's dark and time to go to bed
there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
Some time when I was a teenager
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
When I Was Born for the 7th Time
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
When I was young Time had no wings
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
you know he said
I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
He said, expecting the answer no
For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
When he became an old man
he was a punk poet himself
He said, Shi said
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
He weaves his words
I married him because he was not mean
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
When Running Jokes Go Bad
When frogs go bad
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
No, said the potato, I won't go! Not in there!
Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
That great feeling when the dice go your way
"Fill it in", he said.
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
go to bed
He Was a Crook
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
At least he was gentle
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
She was coming out as he was going in.
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
That's Just How He Was
some say he was never here at all
He Was Only Joking
Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
and now forever frozen in time he
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
Crying when you go to the bathroom
Where I go when I masturbate
Don't Go Out the Door
When you go, I sleep again
When two vowels go walking
Go To Bed, Tom
Go to bed, old man!
Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
when you go, i will go
Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
Oh, you'll never go to heaven
go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
More than he was willing to give
Why I think I should go to bed
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
The Bed Was Not My Own
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
He is so heavy when he whispers
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
Where people go when people die
And he bought our every word for dollars.
he listened so well, he was still curious.
All he left her was alone
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
He had something to say. He said it.
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
"All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
He was hard in all the wrong places
Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
making certain he was touching her
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
He was found
He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
It was 1992. He smiled.
If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
When all the stars go out at night
What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
When dolphins go bad
They are telling me it is time to go
When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
When the Saints Go Marching In
The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
When the walls go down
When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
When good cats go bald
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
Time to Go Home
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
You always feel it when I go
Words May Go
If I Was To Go...
I miss you when you're away. Please go.
all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
will you take me with you when you go?
Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
I still like a bedtime story
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
He Said, She Said
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
the word eat he
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
Past your bed time
Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there

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