Findings:

• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You can see right through me
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't Make Me Think
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• One letter can make all the difference
• As far as the eye can see
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Whoop Ass
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• make before break
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• How can I see far?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Can You Hear Me?
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Can you hear me flailing
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Don't Break the Oath
• I can see your house from here
• Things on which you can make a wish
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Break me. I'm elated.
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• can you show me where this came from?
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Only perfection can break your heart
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• break before make
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I can see her face
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Can You Fill Me In?
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• windows where I can look out
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• You Can Count on Me
• Can you hear me knocking?
• can the patient make love?
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• I can see the lacy blue of your lust beneath the surface
• I can still see you
• once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Any fool can make a rule
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• what can i see without looking?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• anybody can make lights
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Make and break
• Break Me Shake Me
• Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• I never bend what I can break
• Nothing can stop me now
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I bet I can make you say black
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Catch Me If You Can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Can you not see the Nazi
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• Though you can tell me
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• One man can make a difference
• Damn, you can see stars
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• I Can See for Miles
• As any fool can plainly see
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• What can infants see?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I can see the evening stars
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can feel you forgetting me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Can You Take Me Back
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Can you show me?
• I Can Make You a Man
• We can see everything as it truly is, except things we hold dear
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• can you get enough of me?

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