Findings:
- What golf has taught me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- Someone please kill me
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- feline allergies
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- What in the world has come over me
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- Experience has made me bitter
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Nonsexual crush
- Crushed
- work crush
- SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
- Intellectual crush
- velvet crush
- Orange Crush
- About my crushes
- NON-VIOLENCE! NON-VIOLENCE! NON-VIOLENCE! Non-violence makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! NON-VIOLENCE!
- crushed by the absence of you
- School Girl Crush
- Using silica as a weapon
- Crush Your Enemy Totally
- First Crush
- Truth Crushed to Earth Shall Rise Again
- Never crush a caffeine pill
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Crush out of control
- calypso's crush (user)
- crush bar
- crush video
- A Crush to Remember
- Rappers We Crush
- Bag of Crushed Child (user)
- Crush Depth
- Cranberry Crush
- Crush Television
- It was just a crush
- Mad crush
- Crush, Crumble, and Chomp!
- Blue Crush
- How smoking made me strong
- Bag of Crushed Child
- Captains of Crush gripper
- celebrity crush
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
- The perfect crush
- the disappointment inherent in faux internet crushes
- you, radiating out among the crush of people
- Confessions over crushed glass punch
- Crushed Underground
- crushed beneath the wheels of a tractor at 11 years of age
- Bag of Crushed Child II: Child, Crushed and Bagged
- I have a crush on a girl in France
- I used to have a crush on you
- Buttlord Crush Saga
- Bag of Crushed Child Netflix Original Miniseries
- I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
- inside the crush zone
- ha ha only serious
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Ha
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- ha!
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Has
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- the time has come
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Morning Has Broken
- Time Has Come Today
- MY life has no carrot
- The Universe said, Ha!
- has the X nature
- Something inside has died
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- Satan has your nose
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- German grammar
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- paying someone to flush your toilets
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Life has its course
- Life has more twists than a rope
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- The Eagle Has Landed
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Water has negative calories
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- The Path Has Vanished
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- Music need not be popular to be good
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- the hottest it has ever been
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- Elvis has left the building
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
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