Findings:
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
- When our word was iron
- Now Thank We All Our God
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- I can't remember our last kiss
- We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- Our last conversation
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
- Thanks from our Hearts
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- This Was Our Pact
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- Back when our blood was still warm
- Last year was always better
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- The Last Day of Our Acquaintance
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Coffee-drinking Assholes
- Asshole Race
- Presidents & Assholes
- The theory that women prefer assholes
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- ass$hole (user)
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Stop acting like an asshole
- Every Day an Asshole
- Dance-floor asshole
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- Berangier of the Long Asshole
- Assholes and elbows
- The I-95 Asshole Song
- An Asshole (user)
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- International Assholes' Day
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- asshole (user)
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- why girls like assholes
- Asshole Bitch (user)
- Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
- assholes (user)
- Assholes on the internet
- so many assholes
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Christ, what an asshole.
- fried asshole
- Christ, what an asshole
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- Get fucked, asshole!
- Fermat's Last Theorem
- The Last Angel of History
- The Last Starfighter
- Last call
- Custer's Last Stand
- I know what you did last summer
- Last of the Summer Wine
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- last
- First and Last and Always
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- The Last Unicorn
- The Last Answer
- last name
- last resort
- I still know what you did last summer
- the last bug
- Last Post
- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
- Last Days
- The Last Battle
- Religion as the last protected idea
- National Lampoon's Last Resort
- Dream Log: November 1, 1999
- Last Night
- The last minute
- Last Unicorn Games
- The Last Words of Dutch Schultz
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- Falling asleep last night
- My last pep rally as a cheerleader
- The Last Temptation
- Jacques de Molay's last words
- Nice guys finish last
- The Last Temptation of Christ
- The Last Continent
- having the last word
- Last place you looked
- Famous Last Words
- last mile
- The last fifteen minutes
- Steven's Last Night In Town
- The Last of the Mohicans
- Anarchy can't last
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- Observed on a walk on the last day of April
- Last Night of the Proms
- Last Tango In Paris
- Rubik's Cube: Position last 4 edges
- The Last Rose of Summer
- The last cigarette before you quit smoking
- The last cigarette before you start smoking again
- Last Kiss
- My Last Duchess
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- This is my play's last scene
- Profanity is the last refuge of the uncreative
- The Seventh and Last Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
- treat every moment like it's your last
- The Last Question
- My last sanctuary, violated!
- The Last Time
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- The Last Coke in the Desert
- last call for regrets
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Is this the last four years or what?
- My First and Last Communion
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Last Ninja 2
- I spent last night searching for a body
- what we did last night
- The Last Emperor
- one last look at you
- I shaved my head last night
- The Last Days of Disco
- Nothing lasts forever
- A vignette of my last 20 minutes
- The last straw
- Last minute salvation
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Dreams last for so long
- The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
- Taking your fiance's last name
- When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
- Last Great American Whale
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- Trucker, a Portrait of the Last American Cowboy
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- The Last of the Famous International Playboys
- The Last Time I Saw Richard
- The Last Laugh
- Last Dance
- The Last Broadcast
- The Last of the Dragons
- More hips!
- Last Chance to See
- the last boyscout (user)
- Last Man Standing
- The Last Generation
- That last dance is still in my head
- Which cat fell off last?
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
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