Do you really want to send hoopy_frood a message saying you like their work?
"Yes?"
"I think that we should just be friends."
"Friends?"
"Ya. You know, like Secret Friends"
"What the Hell are secret friends?"
"It's like being friends, but different: We wouldn't be allowed to touch each other or call each other or hang out, and if you tried to talk to me in public, I would just ignore you."
"So, I'd have to go back to stalking you?"
"Pretty much."
"'Kay."
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