Findings:

• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• When having sex in Austria
• When having sex in northern Norway
• When having sex in Poland
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When having sex in Germany
• When having sex in Binary
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Sex with the Dead
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Having sex in Drow
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• If No One Will Love Me
• customers don't trust me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• They grow up. No one told me.
• How to Use a Condom
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Trust in Me
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• frell me dead
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Having sex in Japanese
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Proper Condom Use
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Make me one of you
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• The irrational fear of having one's genitals mutilated by the blades of a fan
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Hydrate, Moderate and Use a Condom
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• give me one night to show the savage
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Tell me one thing
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• How does one love the dead?
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Walked in on you having sex
• February wants me dead
• !The irony of having to solve a CAPTCHA to prove I'm human in order to use CHatGPT.
• When having sex in French
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When your presents give me hives
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Pour one out for your dead homies
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Have One On Me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• When You Reach Me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• When you met me, when I met you
• When you want me and how you want me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• What's this? - A dead one of these.
• Dead Like Me
• one dead eye (user)
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• dead silent during sex
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• The dead are with me
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Having sex in Finnish
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Time flies when you're having fun
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• Having to solve a CAPTCHA to prove I'm human in order to use ChatGPT.
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• My Company Trusts Me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Make me one with everything
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Trust me
• Having sex up against a wall
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• No one touches me
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• She only wants me for sex
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it

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