Findings:
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The Master would not approve
- I wouldn't try that if I were you
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If I were Twenty-One I would save money
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Would you know if you were insane?
- Only her big toes were painted
- The couple gets off, neither looks amused
- Here her lesser words were freed to tumble
- Her black eyes were surely the source of my angst
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- All of her seconds were unencumbered
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- her lips on mine
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Would that I were a Poet
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- her eyes were brimming with souls
- Only her hands would give her away
- the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- Were the World Mine
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- And her knee touched mine
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
- The Odd Couple
- World of Couples
- Do Orthodox Jewish lesbian couples practice "family purity"?
- Terror Couple Kill Colonel
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Fred Couples
- Gold Blend couple
- Thermoelectric couple
- A short guide to identifying a couple
- couples coach (user)
- The Record and the Couple
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- Rosy Palm and her five daughters
- hers
- The Ground Beneath Her Feet
- Do Her
- Herr
- Her braid; I obeyed
- On Her Majesty's Secret Service
- Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition
- The Milk-Woman and Her Pail
- The Bitch and Her Whelps
- SciFiQuest 3017: The Frontier that Wouldn't End
- Her back
- Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
- Written in her French Psalter
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- Take Her up to Monto
- The Author to Her Book
- My love in her attire doth show her wit
- I daydream of her
- His 'N' Hers
- For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- The Old Woman And Her Pig
- Her Majesty
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
- her arms around me
- A woman and her Cock
- Lady Daibu And Her Lover
- Meant For Her
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- the small of her back
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
- I think I've forgiven her
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- Making her presence known
- Making her presence known (part 2)
- Making her presence known (Part 3)
- What do I call her?
- Calling her number and having a male voice answer
- Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
- She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I don't want to see her
- The woman with her legs apart
- right under her surface
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Her name was Natalie
- Feel her pain
- What makes her so cute?
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- I watched her from afar
- The Soul selects her own Society
- Don't tell her she's beautiful
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- Song of a Young Lady to her Ancient Lover
- I could hear her thoughts
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- She flies with her own wings
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- From Her to Eternity
- my baby sleeps on her head
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- I passed her on the street
- Sleepless amid her ships, her houses, her incalculable wealth
- The World I Made for Her
- I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
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