Findings:
- I'm not ashamed to use Windows
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- I walk around when I'm high
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- I'm always breathless when you call
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- When I'm at my computer.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I know more when I'm alone
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Women want me when I'm taken
- cleaning lady
- Spring cleaning
- internet spring cleaning
- My job is cleaning up dust
- Cleaning the scent of onions off your hands
- Cleaning for Guests
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- Cleaning up broken glass
- dry cleaning
- cleaning supplies
- Cleaning the Hearth
- Cleaning fingerprints and smudges off screens
- Cleaning golf balls
- Cleaning calamari / squid prior to cooking
- Cleaning the shower floor
- street cleaning
- Windows Subsystem for Linux
- Chicken-cleaning brushes
- Monitor cleaning device
- Cleaning your computer
- Cleaning skulls
- Cleaning spinach
- Cleaning car upholstery
- Cleaning chain reaction
- spring cleaning (user)
- Cleaning out the rec room fridge at the Home for Retired Poets
- ultrasonic cleaning
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Ten thoughts while cleaning my refrigerator
- Computer Spring Cleaning
- Some thoughts while silently cleaning a toaster
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
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