Findings:
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't have the time
- Premarital sex as a sin
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- you don't have to do this
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Sex in a small car
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't take sex too seriously
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- You don't have any real problems
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- Sex with a chicken
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How to have lesbian sex
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- premarital sex
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Don't defile my sex
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Stoned music memories
- I have a punklin and you don't
- A reason to drink
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- So you don't have to
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- You don't have to remember my name
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Why don't I have votes today?
- No, I don't have channel 11
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Two virgins about to have sex
- Animals people have sex with
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I don't have a television set
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Letter to the Danbury Baptists
- The High Church Baptist
- Primitive Baptists
- My correspondence with the Westboro Baptist Church
- Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary
- St. John Baptist De La Salle
- Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
- On Jordan's Bank the Baptist's Cry
- Baptist Faith and Message
- Solid Rock Baptist Church Rummage Sale
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- I don't understand vegetarians
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If at first you don't succeed
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Dead languages don't change
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Don't read song analyses
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Old video games don't die
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
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