Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- The Internet made me do it
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
- do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- The full moon made me do it
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- Do you like me?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I like you; do you like me?
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The Devil made me do it
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- You, standing
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- Better things to do? (e2poll)
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- Treatment of corporations
- I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Any Mick'll Do
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- A determination to do better than
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- I was a homeless bum
- i do not worry about
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- Conventional views about human cloning
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
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- It doesn't get any better than this
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- I can do much better than this
- Libertarian views on age of consent laws
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- A story about a person I do not know
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Why do horror movies sell better on home-release formats?
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Do better
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- The Guards die, but do not surrender
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
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