Findings:
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't believe in anything
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- It don't mean anything moves
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- What pornos would have us believe
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Human beings will believe anything
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Saying what you don't mean
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't Leave Before the Miracle
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
- Capitalize, please
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Don't Believe the truth
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Don't leave
- Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
- I don't believe in falling in love
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- you don't have to do this
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Don't Believe in Love
- You'll never win anything with kids
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I don't know what Christmas means anymore
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- If you don't like it, leave
- Stoned music memories
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't have the time
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- When you know things are just meant to be
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- You don't believe in evolution?
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I believe you have my stapler
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- don't believe everything you read on the internet
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
- I don't believe in Forever
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- I don't believe the things you are saying are true
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Baptist jokes
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't believe in ghosts
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- I don't have a television set
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I Don't Believe in the Sun
- Cats don't have brakes
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't leave me alone
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- So you don't have to
- A reason to drink
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- No, I don't have channel 11
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't have any real problems
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
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