Findings:
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- You say you want to help me
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- Please stop annoying me
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- feline allergies
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- You were always so good to me
- I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- They want me for a focus group!
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- I Want You to Want Me
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- me so cute (user)
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Please please please let me get what I want
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I was me before being me was cool.
- together we grow before the face of the sun
- It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
- The day I punched myself in the face
- Something you definitely do not want on your face
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Puffy Punkachu punched my pretty face
- So Sue Me
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- Your words keep me alive
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- They Don't Want Me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- She only wants me for sex
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- so save me (user)
- February wants me dead
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Let me dream if I want to
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- in a quiet room streaming words for me
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- How Do You Want Me?
- In three glorious words you destroyed me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- what I want and what is expected of me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Wake me up if you still want me
- Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- we travel so often without even moving
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- even though I wanted my friends to know
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- You charm'd me not with that fair face
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Even monochrome is not so simple
- Just a word before tomorrow
- Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Don't stand so close to me
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- a dream or a hallucination. words for a still-abstract face.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Before you, there was me
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I wanted you to want me
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- I want your hands on me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- words hiss into me
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- I want you inside me
- Advice my father gave me before I left for college
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Before we hire you, we want to gauge your degree of self-loathing
- So, what's the problem with me?
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Hold me closer and say you love me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Word Me!
- So help me God
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- She only wants me for tech support
- You say you love; but with a voice
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- She told me to say that
- Me So Horny
- Before Me
- So much it scares me
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- You know you want me, baby!
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Simple words, simple dreams
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
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