Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- Look into the pewter pot to see the world as the world's not
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
- I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Around the World
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- How a sail works
- How stuff works
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- Learn how to punctuate.
- How your brain works
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- Around the World in 80 Days
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- I've bought a watch to time your beauty
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How The Internet Works
- Learn how to spell
- Sending cash through the mail
- How Network Adapters Work
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How France won World War II
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How to learn French swear words
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- like you're blind but still can see
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- How to unintentionally despoil beauty through intestinal trauma
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- Learn how to fly
- How Things Work
- How interactive fiction works
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How a CD-ROM works
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Selected examples of ice melt around the world
- How to get around censorware
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Being the further peregrinations of age in a world of beauty
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How to sneak around the house late at night
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
- Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Euclid Alone Has Looked On Beauty Bare
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- How babies get around
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- fog machine
- How to stay awake at work
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
- How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
- Rings Around The World
- How much information is there in the World?
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How the United States highway system works
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- Sailing Alone Around the World
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- Xenon strobe
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- How to turn around in the street
- Children are the same all around the world
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- Race Around the World
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Around the World with Willy Fogg
- A pint's a pound the world around
- Look around you
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- Around the World with Auntie Mame
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Mailing personal effects around the world
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- E2 around the world (e2poll)
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- God Sees The Truth, but Waits
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
- we can give up, but the world never will
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around the World
- A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
- Sex Around the World
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Strange similarites of words around the world
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Cooking Conversion Table
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
- The world does not revolve around Glasgow
- How the Mind Works
- How we see others
- How the FFT works
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- If you see her around.
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