Findings:
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Fortune finds them in the oddest places
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- first place
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- First Canadian Place
- avoid
- Avoid fancy words
- Avoid the Noid
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
- Avoid contact with the eyes.
- How to avoid tomorrow
- E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- How to avoid jury duty
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- Avoid missing ball for high score
- Avoid product placement in writeups
- Avoid generalization
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
- Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
- Ways people avoid confronting political reality
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Avoid Ethnocentrism
- Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
- things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
- Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
- Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- How people avoid buying drinks
- Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
- How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
- The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
- How to avoid holodeck addiction
- Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
- Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
- Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
- Practical reasons to avoid black cats
- Why security experts avoid implementing
- Ejaculation and prostate cancer
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Avoid getting screwed by contractors
- I try to avoid making things more dead
- How to avoid eviction
- She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
- We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
- Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
- Surviving to avoid being alive
- Avoid minding your own business
- First wave ska music
- First contact
- our first time
- First Amendment
- First Lady
- first
- First Aid
- First past the post
- don't let them scare you
- The First Third
- First Post
- first generation of elementary particles
- First and Last and Always
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- First person
- The first time
- first at-bat
- The first node
- first base
- first lieutenant
- first down
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- First baseman
- America First
- first date
- First Manassas
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- When I first met you
- halfway house for my name first
- First World
- First kiss
- First node on everything
- Double first
- Newton's First Law of Motion
- The First Man
- First edition
- The first truth-value logic computer
- True At First Light
- Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
- I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery
- First date in history
- Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
- My First Absolution!
- Mahler Symphony No. 1
- My First Exorcism
- Who's on first?
- First Age
- Love at first sight
- The Universe always gets the first move
- first cousin
- first category
- Always for the first time
- Since feeling is first
- The very first computer bug
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- first draft
- X-Men: First Appearances
- the first person "you"
- my first poem
- The First Three Minutes
- Right of the First Knight
- My first experience with opium
- First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Star Wars first draft
- First day of school
- First Union Center
- Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
- Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
- Mariner:Part the First
- first crossword puzzle
- Answer to the first crossword puzzle
- first exposure
- first impression
- the first thought of Zarathustra
- Great first lines
- First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
- Star Trek: First Contact
- First Line, Last Line
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- to a first approximation
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- Who made the first bread?
- First Crusade
- The first beer of the morning
- Wilderness First Responder
- Nothing is as important as it first seems
- first class
- Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
- The First of the Microbe Hunters
- Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
- First class Titanic passengers
- On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
- Shitty first drafts
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- uncaused first causer
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