Findings:
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I was alone for too long
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- he was a punk poet himself
- The beggar who was too rich for my money
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He weaves his words
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- At least he was gentle
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- That's Just How He Was
- Cybersex before it was cool
- Back when grunge was still cool
- and with that, the final word was written
- too many words
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I married him because he was not mean
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- making certain he was touching her
- he is too shy to write his tale
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I was adored once too
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- He was found
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- More than he was willing to give
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- the word eat he
- He Was a Crook
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- And he bought our every word for dollars.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- All he left her was alone
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- I was me before being me was cool.
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- He Was Only Joking
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
- When words mean too much
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- She was too beautiful to be human
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- When our word was iron
- It was always about words
- Too Cool for Kissing (document)
- some say he was never here at all
- the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
- too cool for school
- Sounds cool and means nothing
- cool jazz
- Cool as Ice
- cool beans
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- cool media
- Sysadmin cool
- cool cat
- It's cool to hate Microsoft
- I'm not this cool in real life
- keep it cool/shake it up
- Rule of Cool
- medium cool
- It's so cool to wear Nike
- Trying desperately to be cool
- zero cool
- negativity... that ain't cool man
- cool stream of intellect
- The Cool War
- Your accent is so cool
- Taking pictures of art is not cool
- free stuff is always cool
- Losing your cool
- Keeping cool without air conditioning
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- The "L" Word
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- cool man 1 (user)
- Cool World
- Cool The Engines
- How to cool gases with lasers
- Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
- A cool short C program
- A cool short C program: output
- Scale of Cool
- Cool ass babe
- Whirlpool Ain't Cool
- The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
- Be cool in college
- Cool Man Eddie (user)
- Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
- Project Cool
- Cool Edit Pro
- cool security scanner
- edev: possible Cool Archive fix
- Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
- Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
- cool water sandwich
- Tré Cool
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
- my p166 isn't so cool anymore
- Cool Fusion
- Cool for Cats
- dr of cool (user)
- cool hunting
- As Cool As It Gets
- Pages of Cool for April 2001
- edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
- Editor's Page Of Cool
- money destroys cool
- alternately warm and cool
- Cool hunter
- Cool To Be You
- All the cool kids speak English
- Editor cools (e2poll)
- Cool Aisle
- Cool Biz
- avril cool (user)
- Jacob Cool (user)
- Mr Cool 1332 (user)
- Cool Cities Initiative
- zero cool (user)
- Yet another guide to being cool
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