Findings:
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
- there is no right answer to the wrong question
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Snappy answers to a weird question
- Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- Does that answer your question?
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
- It was just a crush
- we couldn't find the address
- I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
- We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- just plain wrong
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- How it is that we stop asking questions
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- i trust that this answers all of your questions
- Find me and I will give you the answer
- you could be asking questions
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- Just Wrong
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- because it wasn't just the air
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
- Descartes was wrong
- Answer to a Child's Question
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- All The Wrong Questions
- Questions and answers
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Question to the Ultimate Answer
- Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
- Questions we will never have answers to
- What question is its own answer?
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Asking good questions
- as if questions have answers
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- I just couldn't work like that
- Answers to Course Evaluations Questions
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- i just knew i'd find you here
- I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
- Answer in the form of a question
- There is no answer; there is no question
- question the question before you contemplate the answer
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- I will not dignify that question with an answer
- Round the Moon: 6: Question and Answer
- Candlelight is the answer to every question
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- It just wasn't a good morning
- Answer the question, then question the answer
- Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
- The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- What was the question?
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- /but what was the question?
- That's Just How He Was
- Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
- Even the moon was wrong
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
- Why Smokey Bear was wrong
- That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
- I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The Overly Answered Question
- The Last Answer
- more answer songs
- Is that your final answer?
- answer: twelve coins
- answer: N bags of coins
- The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
- answer: house number problems
- answer: glasses of water
- Answer: The oldest chestnut
- answer: houses and utilities
- answer: four bugs
- Answer: friends
- answer: language equations
- answer: clock hands
- answer: convoluted states I
- answer: millennium
- answer: convoluted states II
- answer: opening and closing lockers
- Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
- answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
- Answer: horseman and 40 mile army
- answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
- answer: who paid for the beers?
- answer: dropping glasses
- answer: where did the other square go?
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- A Tangled Tale : Knot One : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Two : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Four : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Five : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Six : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Seven : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Eight : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Nine : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Ten : Answer
- answer: two riverboats
- Answer to the forest of sideways logic
- Betting puzzle answer
- Blistex Herbal Answer
- Seek not now the answers
- Answer: infinity balls in a bin
- Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
- Answer: blue-eyed suicide
- answer: four chess knights
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- Easy Answers
- An Answer to The Jews
- Einstein riddle
- The 7-Eleven problem
- answer: move 2 matches to flip the glass
- Answer In Time
- The answer is obviously, you don't.
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