Findings:
- This will never happen
- In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- You will never be a real woman
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- real life test
- Flax seeds will save your life
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- In Real Life
- Fermat will never find solace of yes
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Real life is stranger than Borges
- The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
- The amazing sticker movement will change your life
- real life raygun
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- People who don't smoke will never die
- What if it never happened?
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
- My love will never die
- I will never take a man underwear shopping
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
- Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
- I will not spend my life like this
- Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
- The semi-fictional life of every real woman
- Everything vs. Real Life
- Real Life
- Proper format will save your life
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- save and restore function in real life
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- The next life will be better
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- will happen, happening, happened
- The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- Things that we will never use
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- Marks which will never be broken
- Questions we will never have answers to
- There will never be another you
- Will Night Never Come?
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- Accidents Never Happen
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
- The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society
- the clouds are beautiful, and you will never know
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Accidents will happen
- If you told me this never happened
- someday a real rain will come
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Real life applications of mathematics
- Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Real Life Phaser
- World War II never happened
- It is not your life, you will perhaps listen a little closer
- Real Life Dilbert
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- What life after death will really be like
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Skim this life but never live
- true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
- Dan in Real Life
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- $50 will save your life
- Life will get easier
- Real life trolling
- E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
- This Book Will Save Your Life
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- My real life, burst into the proper colors
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- I am real; I happened to you
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- "Real life": absurd liberal myth
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- I will never drink root beer again
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- A Letter I Will Never Send
- You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- Millions now living will never die
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Video, or it never happened.
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- You never think it will be the ducks
- The Museum of Whales You Will Never See
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- we can give up, but the world never will
- It will never be just you
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Something Happens
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Nothing Much Happens
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- No evil can happen
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
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