Findings:
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- They grow up. No one told me.
- A learned man came to me once
- New York City: What Jo told me
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Tell him, she told me
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- boss i wish you had told me
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- What the dust told me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She told me to say that
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- New York City: What my Father told me
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- If I told you once
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- Snickers told me
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- If you told me this never happened
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Somebody once asked me...
- The stone that told me
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- Kiss me once and never again
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- He called me Sarah once
- Lies my physicists told me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- She told me she wouldn't
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- New York City: What my sister told me
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- New York City: What Martin told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- Told You Once
- Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Calvin's dad
- Dad
- Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
- Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Psycho Dad
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- double dad
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Essence of Dad
- My dad is a crack whore magnet
- My dad made a pop culture reference!
- camping with dad
- Dad at the beach
- My Two Dads
- Ghost Dad
- my dad is two people
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- Rich Dad Poor Dad
- deadbeat dad
- My dad is proof of Reincarnation
- D-A-D
- Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
- Dad's Root Beer
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- scots single dad (user)
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- On watching your dad vandalize city property
- ya dad (user)
- Ian's Dad (user)
- Grand Dad says no scragging
- My Dad in the Desert
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- in the dark of my heart, dad
- Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
- Bela Lugosi's Dad
- Have you been a dad today?
- Your Dad's Husband (user)
- The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- My dad died
- White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
- dad joke
- What Me Worry (user)
- -Me- (user)
- me
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- love me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It's not you, it's me
- Quincy, M.E.
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Trust me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Zap me
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- Drug Me
- Why Not Me?
- Timor mortis conturbat me
- What an artist the world is losing in me!
- Drink Me
- Eat Me
- Please Please Me
- Come to Me
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Taste me, taste me
- Roger and Me
- they're all the same except for me
- Are you hitting on me?
- Let Me Entertain You
- Tell me a story about trains
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- I and me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Mes-
- Just call me fluffy
- Speak To Me
- Not me
- You're not the boss of me
- Below me
- Peel me a grape
- Roll With Me, Henry
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