Findings:

• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Something I Can Never Have
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• Where the streets have no name
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I have never felt more alive
• Questions we will never have answers to
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have never
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Using a command line
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• you have never been safe
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I Have Never Known a World
• A place where the sun never sets
• mindlessly going where others have gone before
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• TWO HUB MEN DIE IN BLAST; New York also destroyed
• also known as menstruation
• The urge to destroy is also a creative urge
• The Sun Also Rises
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Where we go from here
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Among the virtues of mirrors is also that of revealing hidden and distant things
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• As the portals also death
• A recursively enumerable set whose complement is also recursively enumerable is recursive
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• also (user)
• Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone"
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• The abyss gazes also: Flight
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Also I liked the kissing
• also: younger than the sun
• Hangmen Also Die!
• "Gary Busey" is also a: user
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• Look, she is also mostly confident front.
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Nearby locations are also reporting rain
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water

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