Findings:
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- One hand in the other
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- These are the only hands I can give
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- The next life will be better
- all I want to be is holding your hand
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- How to give a hand massage
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How to clap with one hand
- How to unclip a bra with one hand
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Opportunity bucks, and my hands are strong enough to hold fast.
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- All Hands on the Bad One
- on the other hand
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- It will get better
- I will hold your hand
- How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
- three in one hand
- Unintentional irony and complete idiocy often go hand in hand with one another
- One word that will make others laugh
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
- How to crack an egg with one hand
- only then will we be safe from each other
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Rebeca Martinez
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Get your filthy hands off my desert
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- How to give customers change
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- two in one hand
- Only her hands would give her away
- one handed words
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- What is the sound of one hand clapping?
- Other Hands
- I will not deny my hands
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- On one hand
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- It is better to be thought a fool
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- The Revolution will be televised
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Who Will Be There
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- What can be better than that?
- How to be a terrible customer
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Be something... be anything other than this
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- My RPG will be a work of art
- I will be in my trailer!
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- I must die or be better
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to be a good customer
- There will never be another you
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- There will be no more stories to read
- I will always be in the details
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- If it be your will
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- The end will be a sellout
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Marks which will never be broken
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- Be a model or just look like one
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- The revolution will not be webcast
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
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