Findings:

• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The Most Good You Can Do
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• One man can make a difference
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• No one can be in two places at once
• You can do anything
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• Things one should do while naked
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Dry bones can harm no one
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• There is nothing the dead can do
• I hold you where no one else can go
• I do not like the radio man.
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Do Not Worry Little One
• Pick mystery door number one instead of the open door where you can see clearly through to the other side.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I can do it myself
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• The words no one can find
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• There can be only one
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• If you can say something nice, do
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Asking for a favor
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Do what you can as you do
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The Old Tin Can Man
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• See one, do one, teach one
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Sunday afternoons do to man what winter does to bears.
• No one can be totally logical
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• I can do shit with my legs
• What loneliness can do to you
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• What can change the nature of a man?
• Ski piss
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• One letter can make all the difference
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• The Library Book
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• old books can tell more than one story
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Know How, Can Do
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I can do much better than this
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• I Can Make You a Man
• The man who can fix anything
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• we can give up, but the world never will
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• All I can do
• a man in a can on an ICBM
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• There is something we can do
• Can I wake you up?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize

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