Findings:

• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• Piero Manzoni
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• When water chokes you
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• can people change?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Her hair, tangled
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• You never can tell
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• old books can tell more than one story
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• you never can tell with bees
• How can people listen to that crap?
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• when people become strangers
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• The Library Book
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• You can tell a Marine
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• How to tell she's good looking
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Movie theaters can change people
• we can all just be around other people
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• I can no longer tell you
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Though you can tell me
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Where people go when people die
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Going by the script when talking to people
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• People don't flail when they die
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• When you kill people they die
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Let's tell people we met at the supermarket.
• When can it end?
• When children become people
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• How fast can blind people read?
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• Things you told me when we were in love
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them

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