Findings:
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- She said she loved me
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- She kills me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- She just looks at me
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- You say you love; but with a voice
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- I was a homeless bum
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She told me to say that
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She loves me, she loves me not
- She only wants me for tech support
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- /but what was the question?
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- She misses me
- She approached me with some vague line
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- That one makes me scream, she said
- She Loves Me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- She loved me for my maths
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- She only wants me for sex
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She Fucks Me
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- But she heard it
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Nobody for me but you
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
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