Findings:
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- The Wild Colonials
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- MissJadeStar and the biggest ever MFC tip
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- I've heard your song
- The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
- the truest thing you've ever heard
- What a load of crap
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- I've been smoking ever since
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Best smoke I've ever had
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Tinky Winky
- biggest
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Biggest fear
- The biggest ball of twine in the world
- Smoking dope in the world's biggest homemade carburetor pipe
- World's Biggest Bookstore
- your biggest childhood fantasies of organized Big Wheel races
- Biggest Finest Revolver
- My Biggest Secret
- The biggest Mary Sue in the world
- How to make the World's Biggest Artificial Afro
- Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life
- The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
- Everything's Biggest Stars (superdoc)
- crap
- natural crap
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Craps
- Back, my friends, the racks, the stacks & your load
- All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
- How can people listen to that crap?
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Baby name books are crap
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Crap migrates to my house
- The Ministry of Crap Design
- crap out
- That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Crap Hound
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Confessions of a Crap Artist
- Is this poetry or crap?
- farm craps
- The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
- Crap (user)
- It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
- Craps No More
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Crap shooting
- That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
- I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
- happily ever after
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- The best teacher I ever had
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Worst episode ever
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Unhappily Ever After
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The worst name ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- pointless HTML in email
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- The first dollar I ever made
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Parking warning
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Nothing ever changes
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
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