Findings:
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- Ebonics began with pirates
- the hottest it has ever been
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- All I ever wanted to be
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- Ever felt that?
- The first dollar I ever made
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- the best damned story ever written
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Ever Onward
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- On Being Human
- Worst episode ever
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- Don't you ever go to work?
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Unhappily Ever After
- The bravest man I've ever known
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The Road Goes Ever On
- The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- She ain't heavy, she's a mother
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- The best teacher I ever had
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Does this ever go away?
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- happily ever after
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Will I ever know?
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- Parking warning
- The Best Feeling Ever
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- Same as it Ever Was
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- The greatest paper ever written
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The worst job interview ever
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- Dischord Recording Artists
- Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Best Death Ever
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Tinker to Evers to Chance
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The greatest drill command ever
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- ever (user)
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- You, a human being. I, a robot.
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- a failure as human beings
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Being Human
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Now more than ever
- They all lived happily ever after
- somebody has already done it
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- oh ever so slowly
- The worst children's book ever
- Live the greatest story ever told
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- Don't lie. Ever.
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The worst name ever
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- The best line I ever used
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- Have You Ever Walked?
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- pointless HTML in email
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- Dick Green
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The most confusing bet ever
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Nothing ever changes
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- The first bear I ever saw
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Have you ever made a just man?
- The best comeback ever
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- Was it ever there?
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
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