Findings:
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- 80s music made me gay
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- The Devil made me do it
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I still wear the bracelet you made me
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Experience has made me bitter
- Society made me what I am
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- My wife made me sexy!
- I won't ever understand me
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The first dollar I ever made
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Have you ever made a just man?
- If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- I was a homeless bum
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- England Made Me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Books made me a person
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The full moon made me do it
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- This node was made for you and me
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- video games never made me violent
- The Internet made me do it
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- The easiest way to get a job
- World's Easiest Peanut Butter Cookies
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- happily ever after
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Worst episode ever
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The worst name ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Parking warning
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Nothing ever changes
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- The language is leaving me
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- All I ever wanted to be
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- The greatest drill command ever
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- ever (user)
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Best smoke I've ever had
- Don't work at a golf course
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- evers (user)
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If I ever lose my legs
- All you ever dream
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
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