Findings:

• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• Those who can't do, teach
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• Guys who wear skirts
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Do you want to get slapped?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• got to get to you the orphanage is closing in an hour
• funny fat guy who dies
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Who's got the bill? (e2poll)
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Who do you love?
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• What guys do with their penis
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Why do you want to get married?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Craving a smoke
• How do you get there?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• who do you think you are?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• What to get the guy that has everything
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Pioneers Who Got Scalped
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Who gets to decide?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• The Hare Who Got Married
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Who's Got The Crack
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Helping people cheat
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• DOS memory management
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures
• What to do with XP

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