Findings:
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- When life gives you lemons
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- When life gives you demons...
- When life gives you shit
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Grabbed by the Ghoulies
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I look better when I am wet
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- When things are known by a brand name
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Stoned music memories
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- Double crust death by lemon pie
- Take life by the hand
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- Better than Life
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- When your presents give me hives
- There was a time when I was a better person
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Things that give our life meaning
- Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- A better life through lying
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
- Back By Popular Demand
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- asphyxiated by life (user)
- radios work better when closer to her skin
- Grabbing Life by the Gi
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- The Fight for Life Driven by Faith
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Things that give life meaning
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Give me back my bike!
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Life's Better with the Conservatives
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- When life changes forever
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When parents give you 744 condoms
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
- When Life Agrees With Us
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- The next life will be better
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- better
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- Better Than Ezra
- better, faster, cheaper
- Music was better in the old days
- Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
- Better luck next time
- Nobody Does It Better
- females are better than males
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- Better Dead Than Red
- Treatment of corporations
- The book is better than the movie
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- Everything's better with vocoders!
- A better place
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- It's better to have loved and lost
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Ideas are better than apples
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- CD vs. vinyl
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Better in the original
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Better Living Through Circuitry
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Typing in all caps works better
- A moral system based on more and better sex
- Better Man
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- Bugger this: I want a better world
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- six steps to better software
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Are we better than everything else?
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- Some Days are Better than Others
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- A better door
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Better Business Bureau
- all better
- I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Smurfs are the key to a better world
- Not everything is better spoken aloud
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Better the devil you know
- Original better than the sequel
- Something Even Better
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- There's no better mirror than a child
- You had better...!!!
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Making a Better Plastic Cup
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Better safe than sorry
- Tourist children's souls taste better
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Two heads are better than one
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- Better Than Garbo
- Half a loaf is better than none
- Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
- Rebeca Martinez
- Getting Better
- What can be better than that?
- had better
- Better Days
- better late than never
- There were times better than this
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
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