Findings:

• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• New Learnings from the Pre-Industrial Ways of the Elves
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• subsistence by way of waking
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• the person who loves to learn
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• By way of a eulogy
• Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• The Who By Numbers
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• By the Way
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• By Way of Explanation
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• The Child who came from an Egg
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• running from a blind person's perspective
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• Judging women by their books
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Bicyclists who ride the wrong way on a one-way street
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• the way fish heads run from rain
• Person from Porlock
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Art has an actual purpose
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
• Actual Sounds and Voices
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Actual Parameter
• Abstract Notions versus Actual Circumstance
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Call by value
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Words to live by
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• trial by ordeal
• Learning by doing
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• why are we who we are?
• Once By The Pacific
• Touched by An Angel
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists

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