Findings:
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- My new way to get there
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- You'll never get away with this!
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- Far too many ways to name your meat
- What happens if you're too nice?
- The easiest way to get a job
- we can get along even though we disagree
- You're Gonna Get Yours
- Time washes everyone clean
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- You're too young to be so old
- Getting rid of start menu items
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Ways to get random numbers
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- You're a daywalker you might not get it
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Too much living is no way to die
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- You're too good to be human
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Mr. Clean? Too empathetic. We need a bomb.
- Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- The rain wash clean my soul
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Life gets in the way of words
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Rape committed by women
- What happens when you get too lonely
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
- We get too tense when we drive
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- You're All I Need to Get By
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- We were strangers for way too long
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- Ways to Say you're done
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- Films are way too expensive in current year
- 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Even cannibals get the blues
- clean
- good clean fun
- A little child could never kill this clean
- clean water
- Mr. Clean
- Clean laundry breeds confidence
- Come clean
- Clean up after the Baby Boomers
- eight-bit clean
- the book of clean white pages, a poem of self absorption
- Clean Test Area - One Touch Basic Blood Glucose Meter
- squeaky clean grocery store teens
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- clean guitar
- Mr. Clean vs. Mattress Giant
- How to clean a fish
- Noders are Clean: The Aftermath of an e2 Party
- Cleaning your ears
- Getting Dirty in the Clean Room
- clean flicks
- A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
- I miss my clean white linen and my fancy French cologne
- Squeaky Clean
- clean food
- make clean
- clean and jerk
- Clean food with no poop
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
- Mr. Clean (user)
- How to clean a paintbrush
- Clean to scream
- Embrace the smooth, clean animal mind
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to clean a keyboard
- Simple and Clean
- Neutrogena Deep Clean
- clean slate
- To clean a roof
- How to clean a book
- Clean for Gene
- my brain feels clean as a whistle
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- Our dirty and clean parts are equal
- Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
- Clean Asia
- Mister Clean
- clean URLs
- you wipe my eyes clean at 3 am
- rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- Cleaning silver
- Kiss Each Other Clean
- Sweet as a Pickle, Clean as a Pig
- that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
- Color Me Clean
- clean ALL the things
- even the fool
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- Even nerds need people skills
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Even In The Torrent's Rage
- Even permutations are not odd
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- Even the moon was wrong
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- even function
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Latin for Even More Occasions
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Even if You Don't
- Even in the Quietest Moments
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