Findings:

• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• fuck you pay me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• fucked up criteria (user)
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• let me grow up
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• So help me God
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• feline allergies
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Fuck me harder
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Me So Horny
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• I wake up so energized
• Her hair, tangled
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck me till I fart
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• i require so little to sustain me
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Come Pick Me Up
• So I wake up
• Fuck me boots
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• People have fucked up before
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• She Fucks Me
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Don't stand so close to me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So Sue Me
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Hit me up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• So, what's the problem with me?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Sweep me up
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• fuck me and marry me young
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Don't wait up for me
• Ken Lay
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• so save me (user)
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• So much it scares me
• You were always so good to me
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Shut The Fuck Up
• me so cute (user)
• Bitch set me up!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Fucked Up
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Fold Me Up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Fucked up ways to die
• flying fuck
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!

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