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Hermetic
Sat Jul 29 2000 at 15:59:58
When life gives you
lemons
:
Take a length of
PVC
pipe, about three feet long.
Find a high powered
air compresser
Devise a loading mechanism. I reccomend muzzle loading,
mortar
style
Devise a
trigger
mechanism. Many air compressers allow air to be stored in a canister to be released later, these work best when modified for large volumes of air.
Finally, go hunt down the
bastard
s that gave you these crappy lemons.
Note:
I don't
condone
unlicensed lemon-guns.
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
Life sucks. Get over it.
When life gives you lemons make lemonade
When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
Phil Hartman
Minted Lemon-Limeade
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Salt, Sun and Time
preserved lemons
Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
Consider the source